**since I'm trying NOT to focus on reality tonight...**
Here are some silly sayings that have been collected on my magnetic poetry board in my bathroom over the past six years:
this dirty phobia of drugs
speaks clouds of lies.
All things secret and sacred haunt my pool life.
listen less to young affairs
Our team always wins
but we secretly cheat.
wet in a warm breeze
I am found!
Die Chelsea Clinton!
You dazzle god
Runaway soon! Escape vicious facelift decay!
Washington animals love sex! That is why we live here.
He likes corduroy
and he's on fire.
I miss yesterday's stiff needle.
The fever in you always brings ferocious work to our mornings.
Worry not if I bleed.
My soft velvet glove has a guilty guilty jealous temper.
Free from human hormones children live.
Boy you have a sexy smile
a deep voice
and a foolish desire to kiss me.